Iowa... what up?

As many of us know, and continue to be reminded about, the Iowa Caucuses are tonight. So what's it like living the life of an Iowan during Caucus season? Let me give you a snapshot:

• I've heard countless television commercials...
• Hundreds of radio ads...
• I've seen the Bachmann bus twice in the past 5 days...

And the real kicker...

• I have received one text message at 2:18 A.M. (that's 2:18 in the MORNING!!!) from Rick Santorum. 

Puke.

Can you believe that? I was just workin the REM cycle and then *ding* my cell phone goes off. Of course I can't ignore it as it would only continue with the *ding* every 5 minutes until I pay attention to it. So barely alive I partly open one eye and WOW- a text from Rick Santorum (my least fav of them all) stating, "Vote for Rick Santorum at your local Republican Caucus. He is the man you can count on and trust." 

Puke.

Can you believe that? Not only am I bombarded with pathetic negative campaign garbage on a constant basis but I have to be awakened from my slumber by flippin' Rick Santorum. Urg! Yes, Caucus season in Iowa is absolutely absurd. Buuuuuuuut Iowa has its perks. Watch this video. It made me feel better. 

Iowa Nice

That's all I have for today.