ISU vs. IOWA

TOP 5 REASONS WHY IOWA FANS ANNOY ME:

1.  Most of them never attended the school
2. If they did attend the school, most of them dropped out/kicked out
3. T:hey are only fans because their friends are fans, and their friends are fans.
4. Bad losers (ie-when ISU beat them a few years back, admittedly unexpectedly, and 90% of them fled the scene immediately instead of going out on the town... like ISU fans do every year!)
5. Typical ISU/Iowa conversation:

             ISU: "why are you an Iowa fan when you never attended the school?" 
             Iowa:  "WHAT? how could you ask that? I've always been an Iowa fan!"
             ISU: "really? I thought you graduated from ISU"
             Iowa: "yeah but..."
             ISU: "so... you're an Iowa fan because your friends are Iowa fans?"
             Iowa: "uhhh... gotta go!"


I feel confident that 80% of the fans are not loyal fans. They are fans because it's the "cool" thing to do. With that being said, when ISU becomes the "trendy" team Iowa fans will quickly relocate their football passion. I imagine all of those fans saying something like, "what? I've always been an ISU fan." Yeah...


TOP 5 REASONS WHY ISU IS BETTER:

1. The people
2. The Education
3.  Their passion for tailgating
4. The fans are ALL authentic. True ISU lovers!!!
5. We aren't about "omg, that black and gold looks so good on you!" We are more like, "just put on some overalls and get your ass to the tailgating lots!"

 ISU college experience recap:

GO ISU!!!